On dieting

I have never had enough willpower to do a diet. So, today, on the verge of a fifth day of dieting, all I can say is: How can people willingly do this to themselves? Exercise is definitely the best way to go.

However, in spite of my previous rationale, I have decided to go on with this insane program. I have a wager on how soon I will collapse, either by fainting or by succumbing to the tempting embrace of chocolate.

I'm starting to see flying hamburgers around my head. Maybe I'd better go now.