My birthday is in two weeks. It’s not every day one turns forty or, as I like to call it, 37 for the fourth time. So I’d like to celebrate in style. Below is my wish list for that day:
1. At least 8 hours of continued,
uninterrupted sleep. If I can lay sprawled all over my queen-size bed, the
better.
2. A 30-hour day, so I can watch all 8
Harry Potter movies, one after the other, and still get present #1.
3. Breakfast, second breakfast, lunch,
afternoon snack, dinner, second dinner, and late night snack in bed.
4. The ability to eat all I want that
day without gaining a single ounce. In fact, I could benefit from losing a
pound or twenty.
5. Going to the movies again, for the
first time in like 18 months. I wonder which movies are coming out this month.
Wait, there’s a new Jurassic World?
6. An A in all my school assignments due
that week, because c’mon, it’s just the decent thing to do.
7. A new Fossil watch, a stunning
diamond bracelet, and the latest iPhone. An accompanying smart phone for my
toddler, so he doesn’t destroy mine… again.
