tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44094671822976303062024-03-20T23:36:06.531-07:00MARS HAS A SENSE OF IRONYLIFE AND LOVE AS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFOREUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger85125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-34232209077731255792018-06-28T10:31:00.003-07:002018-06-28T10:36:13.163-07:00My 40th birthday's present wish list<br />
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is in two weeks. It’s not every day one turns forty or, as I like to call it,
37 for the fourth time. So I’d like to celebrate in style. Below is my wish
list for that day:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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uninterrupted sleep. If I can lay sprawled all over my queen-size bed, the
better.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Harry Potter movies, one after the other, and still get present #1.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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afternoon snack, dinner, second dinner, and late night snack in bed.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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day without gaining a single ounce. In fact, I could benefit from losing a
pound or twenty.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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first time in like 18 months. I wonder which movies are coming out this month.
Wait, there’s a new <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Jurassic World?</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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that week, because c’mon, it’s just the decent thing to do.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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diamond bracelet, and the latest iPhone. An accompanying smart phone for my
toddler, so he doesn’t destroy mine… again.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-89478704369527363532018-05-15T08:31:00.002-07:002018-05-15T08:31:21.831-07:00My Top 5 First Mother's Day List<br />
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</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Century Gothic", sans-serif; text-indent: -18pt;">I was invited to attend a corporate brunch for
mothers. I had zero expectations as they were giving away prizes. But when they
announced the “Mother of the Year,” I was shocked when they called my number. I
couldn’t believe my luck had finally changed. I mean, I NEVER win anything.
When I opened the gift, though, I realized my luck still sucked: I “won” a set
of kitchen utensils.</span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Century Gothic",sans-serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">As a special treat for mom, our ward Mother’s day
celebration included a whole 30 minutes of mariachis singing songs I have never
heard of. I don’t particularly favor mariachis, either.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Century Gothic",sans-serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">I was one of “those” moms who wore a homemade brooch
during all of the Sunday meetings. Thank you, Young Women.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Century Gothic",sans-serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">My husband prepared three delicious meals for me
during the day. That was no different from any other day, since he always does
the cooking. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Century Gothic",sans-serif; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">On the positive side, my husband spent about three
hours making me a presentation/video about my top motherhood moments, I got to
spend the afternoon with my mom, and my son kept asking for my arms all day. I
finally understand what all the fuzz about this celebration is about.</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-61398859011480192552011-12-25T14:40:00.000-08:002011-12-25T14:42:42.399-08:00Merry Christmas!Although I wish the NBA hadn't started its 2011-2012 season today, I'm glad Christmas Day this year is a Sunday. That, and the fact that I'm broke, so there were no gifts to go around, made me remember what exactly it is that the world celebrates today: the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ. Let us all remember:<br />
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2. Because of #1, I have been able to run in the rain a couple of times (it just doesn't stop raining all day). It makes me feel like I'm in a musical or, at least, an episode of Glee with Gwyneth Paltrow.<br />
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3. Classes have ended, and I don't have to pull out my hair every day wondering how to make French interesting to a handful of hormonal teenagers.<br />
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4. People on the street are nicer ("I won't mug you today; my Christmas gift to you").<br />
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5. So many dinners and social events going on, I have already broken my healthy eating diet three times, and Christmas is still a week away.<br />
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6. Church starts an hour later on Christmas and New Year's Day. Note: This does not necessarily imply an extra hour of sleep, but it does mean I can go to bed one hour later, with no remorse.<br />
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7. Even though I keep telling people I'm broke and I won't be giving away any presents this year (other than my unconditional love), I keep getting cute presents. Don't say I didn't warn you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-35378895937694464382011-12-11T16:48:00.000-08:002011-12-11T16:48:14.625-08:00Today I was reminded of a John Grisham's bookCan you imagine my excitement when I got this email this morning?<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #454545; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">"This proposed settlement ("Settlement") is on behalf of a nationwide class of consumers (the "Class") who (1) purchased tickets on Ticketmaster's website, www.ticketmaster.com ("the Website") between October 21, 1999 and October 19, 2011 (the "Class Period"), (2) paid money to Defendant Ticketmaster for an Order Processing Fee ("OPF") that was not refunded, (3) did not and do not opt-out of the Class, and (4) were residents of one of the fifty United States at the time of their purchase".</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #454545; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px;">At this point, I was angered I didn't buy more ticket shows through Ticketmaster. What was I thinking, trying to get a discount for locals or students for quite expensive Vegas shows? I should have gone the traditional way, and use Ticketmaster at all times. But then I read my "Summary of your legal rights and options":</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #454545; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;">"If you take no action <i><u>(of course I will take no action)</u></i>, and the settlement is approved by the Court <i><u>(I will be praying for that)</u></i>, you will automatically receive, via email at the most recent email address associated with your purchases on Ticketmaster.com, discount codes ("Codes") which can be used for future purchases for U.S. events (<i><u>I'm getting credit?! C'mon, it can't get worse than this</u></i>) from Ticketmaster's Website (except for events at venues owned or operated by AEG as set forth in the Settlement Agreement). For each transaction that you made during the Class Period, you will receive one code via email for a $1.50 discount <i><u>(wow, what a fortune!)</u></i>, up to a maximum of 17 codes <i><u>(I'm glad I only made 4 transactions with you, I wouldn't want all that money to go to my head)</u></i>... The Codes may be combined up to a maximum of two credits ($3.00) that may be applied on future transactions as described above <i><u>(seriously, Ticketmaster, what a great deal!).</u></i></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-57265697338959011862011-12-04T15:32:00.000-08:002011-12-04T15:36:07.709-08:00New Directions?I decided to start sharing some of my adventures in the love arena. As I started writing, I realized I have to let go of many inhibitions to do so. I am by nature a very private person, so I'll still keep stuff to myself, and I'll change names and circumstances when the privacy of other people needs to be respected.<br />
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Sadly, I think I need at least one more week to mull over the details before I start writing.<br />
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PS: If you feel like commenting on my blog, do so under your own name. There's nothing more pathetic than a rude (and inaccurate) comment under "Anonymous." Have some courage!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-46871369814650453742011-11-27T16:53:00.000-08:002011-11-27T16:54:23.581-08:00My Christmas wishlist1. Everybody calling me doctor without me having to go through 5 more years of grad school. Haven't I done enough to deserve one of those honorary doctoral degrees they give to famous old people? I'll soon be old enough, it seems, and all my years of struggling with teenagers at Church, or teaching English to seriously learning-deficient people? C'mon, those ought to give me some credit hours.<br />
2. A job where I can finally do what I love all day, like head karaoke singer.<br />
3. A world where I could eat all the fried stuff with cheese I want, and not put on one single ounce of weight, or worry about my cholesterol level, diabetes risk or cancer threats. Millennium, maybe?<br />
4. The final disappearance of stupid TV shows, like the Real Housewives and Jersey Shore.<br />
5. A cute, smart guy asking me out with no stupid issues on the side. For references on what I mean, please see <a href="http://allkatsgotoheaven.blogspot.com/2011/09/i-would-date-you-except-for-fact-that.html">this 2-month old post</a>.<br />
6. All seasons of 'Lost' on DVD. Add to that, if you have the means, 'Alias', 'Doctor Who', and '24' (from what I hear, I still haven't watched it).<br />
7. A Kindle. I'm humble enough, so I only need the cheapest one. I just want to be able to read my 600 ebooks on the go.<br />
8. The new U2 Ipad. This applies to my (healthy) obsession with U2, and provides me with a lighter carrying option than my current 17-inch 5-pound laptop. <br />
9. World peace.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-75432099832342505332011-11-13T17:29:00.000-08:002011-11-13T17:29:39.742-08:00Why the lists?1. Even though my thoughts are a veritable mayhem, bullets and numbers give it a more organized look.<br />
2. I'm an engineer. My brain has been professionally trained to think in numbers.<br />
3. I can prioritize ideas.<br />
4. I just realized this post is plain dumb. So I'll bow out with what little dignity I got left, and call it a night.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-14496733224593526102011-11-06T17:07:00.000-08:002011-11-06T17:07:29.469-08:00How can you tell you don't have a life1. You have read 4 books in 5 days.<br />
2. You have watched 3 looong movies and an entire season of your favorite sitcom in the same period of time.<br />
3. Your mattress is now shaped exactly to your back.<br />
4. Your idea of a wild Friday night is turning off the lights and listening to music on your iPhone.<br />
5. You forgot what the ringtone in your phone sounds like.<br />
6. You start referring to Netflix, Hulu, Twitter, and Facebook as your "best friends"<br />
7. You squint your eyes when you step past the main entrance to your place.<br />
8. You have personal cute names for your laptop, your bed, your TV...and the fridge.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-22442767216733515402011-10-16T17:07:00.000-07:002011-10-16T17:07:46.449-07:00What I'm really doing while I tell people I'm busy1. Secretly planning my wedding.<br />
2. Facebook stalking this cute guy I met at Church today.<br />
3. Watching all seasons of Dancing with the Stars, The Biggest Loser, and The Office on Hulu.<br />
4. Planning a global boycott of Netflix.<br />
5. Blogging.<br />
6. Playing solitaire on my iPhone.<br />
7. Playing 'where the crap did you put my stuff?' with my baby niece.<br />
8. Daydreaming.<br />
9. Not playing Farmville, CityVille, Mafia Wars or anything related, I still have a life.<br />
10. Updating my list of mortal enemies.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-13570916194582843812011-10-09T20:53:00.000-07:002011-10-09T20:53:13.871-07:00Why I like to be a graduate studentAs I am in the process of applying for a PhD, I have been deeply pondering about the reasons that make me want to pursue this course of action:<br />
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1. I love sleeping 5 hours a day, and dreaming about all the papers I have to read and write once I wake up.<br />
2. I have the pathological need to constantly say: "I don't have money for that."<br />
3. I love the taste of ramen soup and, when I feel like splurging, generic mac and cheese.<br />
4. I don't really think I need to have a social life.<br />
5. Who needs facebook, when there's hundreds of journal articles you can read every day?<br />
6. Carrying 10 books and a heavy laptop in my backpack all around campus really strengthens my core muscles.<br />
7. I love the feeling of hope I get when I hear someone say: "Refreshments will be served"<br />
8. I think the dark circles under my eyes give me a mysterious intriguing look.<br />
9. I no longer live in the real world. My life is as cool as the Matrix.<br />
10. In the end, I just want to be called 'Doctor.'Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-69595276517332208462011-09-25T14:53:00.000-07:002011-09-25T14:53:40.645-07:00The attack of the gullible facebookers"ANOTHER CHANGE IS COMING...On September 30th, 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all the while singing ”I Will Survive”. After filming and posting it to your Facebook wall and YouTube, then, and only then, will Mark Zuckerberg come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on Facebook posted it." (All I have to say is 'Amen!')<br />
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Case in point: <br />
"FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-70417677206628091252011-09-18T21:26:00.000-07:002011-09-18T21:26:21.944-07:00I would date you, except for the fact that:1. You declare your love through Facebook chat. Or send me a text message.<div>2. You call me and scream "I LOVE YOU!" in my ear, and immediately hang up.</div><div>3. You have kids. Worse, when they check their age box, it is scaringly close to mine.</div><div>4. Your idea of Church activity is showing up for activities where there is free food.</div><div>5. Grammar mistakes exist in your writing in such an amount that I lose count after the first couple of lines. For all that's holy, read a little! </div><div>6. You bit the back of my neck once while walking behind me.</div><div>7. You claim to speak a second language, and then leave me a voicemail that I cannot even remotely understand, because it sounds like 5 different languages at the same time. Along the same lines, you should know that Google Translate is not 100% accurate.</div><div>8. You wait until I leave town -or the country- to ask me out. How exactly did you think that was going to work out?</div><div>9. You tell me I'm too intimidating for you. Well, that's flattering!</div><div>10. You want me to pick you up and drop you off on our first date. You live in the slums.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-49940547126933622502011-09-11T19:57:00.000-07:002011-09-11T19:57:53.071-07:00Not a white LatinaPeople keep telling me I'm the whitest latina they've ever met. While that may be so, it's probably because I don't really fill common stereotypes attributed to latinos. Here's my latest list.<div><i><br />
</i></div><div><i>Why I am not the stereotyped latina; or, stop generalizing!</i></div><div><i><br />
</i></div><div>1. First of all, which century do you live in to think that just because I'm from Central America, I live in the jungle? Heck no! I've always been a city girl. There's close to a million people where I lived. I was raised eating at Pizza Hut, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell and all that junk. I ate at Friday's whenever I felt like using my dad's credit card. No, I've never seen a cow up close, and have only seen horses at shows.</div><div><br />
</div><div>2. No, I don't like salsa, merengue, or bachata. Reggaeton makes me want to hurl. I enrolled in a salsa school (not so long ago, I may add) just so I could perform decently at dances. I can still shake my hips, and go through the motions, but no, no latin blood in these dancing veins.</div><div><br />
</div><div>3. No, people, I do not like warm humid weather. It destroys my expensive hairdo, keeps my face in a state of endless exfoliation, and prevents me from daily physical activity, since sweating all day is not my idea of a preferred lifestyle.</div><div><br />
</div><div>4. I do not like spicy food. Even excessive amounts of pepper send me on panicky races for the nearest water dispenser.</div><div><br />
</div><div>5. On that same note, I do not like greasy food. My mom became an extremist vegan when I reached my teens. So we were always eating a lot of vegetables, tofu, soy milk, barely any meat (maybe fish, chicken or lean meat a couple of times a week). She also decided salt was the incarnation of the devil, and totally flavorless meals became a part of my daily diet. So no, I don't know exactly what the typical Honduran eats.</div><div><br />
</div><div>6. Oh yeah, I'm also not a big fan of tortillas. If anything, we would sometimes eat our meals with regular white bread; that is, until Mom decided whole-grain bread was best.</div><div><br />
</div><div>7. I hate novelas. My dad forbade them in the house, labeling them as a stupid waste of time and brainwaves. I totally agree. I loved MTV.</div><div><br />
</div><div>8. Except for my dad, soccer was never a major event in our house. The only way we'd know Honduras was playing was when we heard the neighbors screaming at a missed goal or celebrating a victory. I remember my mom watching the final game of a World Cup once. Actually, the first time I watched a whole soccer game (and even that's debatable, I spent quite some time at the concession stands enjoying the variety of hot dog styles) was in Denver, about 6 years ago. My host thought I'd enjoy a soccer game, little did she know!</div><div><br />
</div><div>I need to get somewhere else right now. There might be a sequel to this post.</div><div><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-4952202534382490202011-05-08T22:49:00.000-07:002011-05-08T22:49:50.100-07:00Happy? Mother's DayBeing a single LDS woman, I am a little cynical about this "holiday". I am telling you, even if I was a mom or a grandmom, there are certain traditions that make me almost hate the day. Let me explain further:<br />
1. Why the flower pins? Today at Church all the mothers resembled a flower vase, they were wearing at least 3 pins. One sister offered me one; I kindly refused. She insisted, thinking I felt bad about not being a mother. She doesn't understand, I'm okay not looking like a blossoming tree in the middle of spring.<br />
2. Mothers always say every day is Mother's Day, all the work they have to do, it never ends, it's so hard, blah, blah, blah (again, I'm very cynical about this, I know). Then why insist on having a day for themselves, then? Why do all the talks in Church have to revolve around motherhood? Wow, up until now I had not realized I was so bitter about this. Hum, I guess I am (shrugs shoulders and keeps going, that's how little I care).<br />
3. In my personal experience, I wonder why don't we make as big a deal about Father's Day. Fathers are awesome. I know I got the best dad in the world, and I resent the fact that we don't celebrate them as much. Is that some sort of sexism?<br />
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Wow, this kinda turned into a sort of hate post. I wonder why I'm so angry these days. Well, I'm not really angry. These days are actually very exciting. Forgive me, my avid readers. I will be a ray of sunshine next week. Word.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-42571276869882497792011-05-01T20:48:00.000-07:002011-05-01T20:48:54.814-07:00Pay up, you little liar!This is a hate post. I know, not they best thing to do on Sunday, but I need to get it out of my system. While on a road trip, this dude confessed that he had no money, and would I pay for him, and he would pay it all back to me next week. Since he is an active Christian, I trusted him, and covered all his expenses.<br />
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I will not go into details, but a month later, he still has not paid me. He comes up with the most pathetic excuses to explain why he has not paid, or maybe to inspire simpathy. Sorry, I have none of that for liars.<br />
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I guess the story is not that juicy if I do not explain it carefully, but trust me, it has got me all worked up. Also, thanks to a challenge posted by a friend not to use contractions today, this post has been more difficult to write than usual.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-53525441653897755042011-04-24T16:11:00.000-07:002011-05-01T20:49:30.410-07:00On foreign accentsFriday evening, my best friend and me are having dinner at a Denny's in Kingman, AZ. As we get up to leave, the American couple sitting in the booth behind us, ask me: "Buenos Aires?" I answered: "No", then pointing to my friend, add: "But she is." Then, they ask: "Where are you from?" I said: "Honduras". To which they finish with: "How do you have that South American accent?"<br />
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Last Saturday, another friend went with me to a Festival on campus. As we were enjoying an Austrian lunch, a senior couple sits at the other end of the large table to have their own meal. In the midst of my mixed (Spanish-English) conversation with my friend, I decided to be friendly, and asked the couple what they were eating. After a while, we know that he is a Vietnam war veteran, and that they enjoy and know a lot about Turkish food. He then says: "I heard you both speaking Spanish. Where are you from? (Then looking directly at me) Argentina?" I laughed hard and corrected him, because he is like the 100th person this year to think I have an Argentinian accent.<br />
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What can I say? Accents really stick to me, which I guess is good, when trying to learn and speak new languages. Maybe I should add Argentinian Castilian to my list.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-85914837296507517892011-04-17T21:01:00.000-07:002011-04-17T21:03:20.229-07:00Confessing how geeky I really was/amWhen I was a teenager, I was a faithful reader of the Spanish version of <em>Seventeen. </em>It probably cost me half my allowance, but I bought every issue for a few years. I sent the magazine a brief profile that they featured a few months later in their pen-pal section. And so it was that I got about 50 letters from girls all over the world (even one from an ex-Russian country). Some of those letters were in English and, because I had written in my profile that I collected currency from over the world, I got some weird-looking bills in the mail. I answered most of those letters, got a few pictures, sent a few myself, and continued writing with a few of those girls for at least a few more months. Then my laziness got the best of me, and communication drastically ended. I wish I hadn't; maybe I'd have a friend on the other side of the Berlin wall.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-3692590258139890792011-04-10T21:16:00.001-07:002011-04-10T21:17:14.873-07:00Debunking myths about womenI'm not the observant type. But even I have noticed some untruth in a couple of general conceptions about us ladies.<br />
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First of all, women do not take longer than men to get ready. I have two brothers, and I was always the first out the door on Sundays before Church. Men are even more obsessed with hair than women are, judging by the amount of product they put on before leaving their house. I mean, I forget to brush my hair most days, but since my hair always has that <em>despeinada </em>look, most people cannot tell. How much longer would it take men if they had to wear makeup, wear pantyhose, or had long hair? Seriously, guys, how long does it take to put on a tie? Or to find the best socks to match those black slacks? Note: the rule does apply to a Friday night out. It takes us forever to figure out which outfit disguises best our imperfections, and don't get me started on accesories.<br />
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Second and last, men love gossip as much as, if not more, than women. I don't mean to sound discriminatory in any way, but Mexican women may be the only ones to who this formula applies. And what is the deal with <em>novelas? </em>Seriously, have you not anything better to do with your time? I mean, read a little something, take a walk around the neighborhood to shed off the fat you just had for dinner. Sorry this just turned into a hate post, novelas have that effect on me.<br />
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Keep posted on a future post about debunking Latin myths :)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-20410893177790674342011-04-06T19:55:00.000-07:002011-04-10T21:01:31.342-07:00Have you ever driven in the rain/snow without windshield wipers?I have. Crazy weekend in Utah it was.<br />
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Today, Sunday, April 10th, I want to elaborate a bit more. As we were driving to Cedar Hills from SLC on Saturday evening, it started pouring. Suddenly, the left wiper breaks, and we're in the middle of the highway. We get off, and into Ikea's parking lot (we went inside the store and bought some cholocate, we owed it to the store ;) and found out there was an Auto Zone not far from there, but we had to get on the highway again. At one point, we stopped at a red light, and my driver friend decided he could wipe the windshield with a tissue while we waited. So he courageously took his left arm out the window, and cleared a whole square inch from the very bottom, which was of course, useless. Still, he felt he had been succesful, until the light turned green again. Then, a stroke of genius hit me (yeah, those happen to me sometimes), and since the right wiper still worked, I kept giving him directions, until we finally got to the Auto Zone.<br />
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Through all of this near-death ordeal, our other friend was sleeping peacefully in the back.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-76619299600845134622011-03-27T19:31:00.000-07:002011-03-27T19:32:02.380-07:00Don't make me eat, please!I remembered today a story from my childhood. I didn't like to eat much, so my parents decided I would stay on the table until I had eaten everything on my plate. That resulted in a third of my first childhood years spent in the dining table, while other children played outside. I even remembered falling asleep on the table several times, as I wasn't allowed to leave it, and being woken up abruptly by one of my parents to force food into my mouth (through my tears, may I add). They apparently thought I had to eat to stay alive. I know, right? Go figure.<br />
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As I reflected on that story, I think my parents did a good job, as nowadays you would probably have to beat me to stop me from eating. As usual, I blame my parents from everything that is wrong with my life :PUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-85238791857620126092011-03-20T15:51:00.000-07:002011-03-20T15:51:06.707-07:00A microphone was all that stood in the way of the best day of my lifeIf you've known me for more than a couple of minutes, you know that I love U2, and that I have the biggest crush on Bono. I'd do a lot of things to go to their concerts, really don't care how much tickets are worth, and have engaged in a lifelong journey to get all of their CDs. I saw them in their Vertigo tour in 2005, and I am actually driving to Denver in June to see them again in their postponed 360 degrees tour.<br />
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So imagine my excitement when I found out an impersonator band of the best band of all times was playing here in Vegas, at Fremont Street, and free!! I logged in to their website, saw a couple of videos, and noticed that Bono's impersonator looked, dressed, and sang a lot like the real thing. So I grabbed the first victim I could, and went to their concert last Thursday night (which was also St. Patrick's day, and so crowded it was difficult to walk). I was right below the stage, singing all the lyrics, screaming and jumping for 2 straight hours.<br />
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Again, imagine my deepest satisfaction when "Bono" came down the stage, stood in front of me, and put the microphone between his face and mine, as he was singing...I don't know, I wasn't paying attention to the song, but to his close presence. He kept flirting with me for the rest of the concert, and I thought I was in heaven. Even though I had to wake up early the next day, I couldn't sleep, as I had just had the best day of my life, and couldn't scream it out to the world. But at least I'm blogging about it :)<br />
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If the real Bono ever reads this, please, honey, make my day, and finish what your impersonator didn't last Thursday.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-21590777967367911902011-03-14T20:41:00.000-07:002011-03-14T20:41:27.153-07:00Au revoir, Canela!I learned last week that our family dog, Canela, had passed away last month (judging by the speed with which these type of news get to me, you'd think we'd gone back to pre-email days). Canela was a mix of Dalmatian and <em>callejero</em> (street dog), so she was kinda cute. Aside from a pet tarantula, Emma, that I had to free into the wild a couple of days after I got her (my family refused to have her in the house, and/or to feed her while I was away in my frequent business trips), I have never had a pet, and neither have my brothers. My family has never been into house animals. In fact, Canela was not our pet, she was my grandma's, who lives in an apartment behind my mom's house. <br />
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So Canela would not receive the usual pet treatment with us. I'm ashamed to admit that we were a little mean to her, but nothing cruel, really (I mean, we're still human). However, Canela was kept in total isolation from other animal life. And so it was that my brothers and I taught her to smile, in exchange for petting her a bit. Now, have you ever seen a dog show you his/her teeth? Not exactly an enticing sight, but Canela had been programmed to think that "smiling" was a good thing. So whenever we had visitors, they would completely freak out by the statement that she wouldn't bite.<br />
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I even have a picture of her "smiling". I'll look it up and post it. I'll miss that freak dog.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-30314834255002029752011-03-06T18:19:00.000-08:002011-06-07T21:47:03.707-07:00Post-it, or, how obsessed do you think I am?Sometime in the middle of my Institute class this week, someone opened the door, quickly placed a post-it in its corner, and left. Nobody caught a glance of who it was.<br />
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Intrigued, I walked to the door, and realized the post-it was from one of my students, who had to leave a couple of minutes before "the incident". Some of my other students curiously asked who it was from, and as I told them, they rapidly insinuated that this guy must like me, leaving notes and all that. They kept bugging me until I turned red (if you know my skin color, you know turning red is not an easy feat), and kept at it for a while. <br />
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It all takes me back to middle school. I wouldn't be surprised if next time they saw me, they start chanting <em>Karla and So-and-So sitting on a tree... </em>Seriously? Us LDS YSA need to get on with the program sometimes.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4409467182297630306.post-51618136859869074472011-02-27T14:07:00.000-08:002011-02-27T14:07:26.370-08:00The awful, awful consequences of breaking a dietAs I said last week, I finished my diet on Friday, and yesterday I was to indulge in as many sinful meals as I could. As it turns out, I wasn't that hungry to begin with.<br />
I had a meager lunch: a small bowl of fruits, a bit of chili soup, and some roast beef. Later yesterday, I had peanut butter with crackers, since my last gastronomical adventure has made all complex carbs disappear from my pantry; hence, no bread is to be found in the vicinity.<br />
I went to bed, and was awoken an hour and a half later by what can only be described as pangs from hell. I had cramps that confirmed my decision on not ever getting pregnant. Seriously, if labor is anything or worse than what I felt last night, how can women do that to themselves? We really don't need to reproduce, and I'm sure Earth would be grateful to see humankind disappear.<br />
By experiences too graphic to describe, I vomited every little thing I ate yesterday, and the day before. Was this my body complaining about the sudden change, and if so, when will I be able to eat like a human again? I'm eating cereal with skimmed milk as I write. What evil am I paying for?<br />
The silver lining: I lost a pound and a half in my ordeal last night.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0